I got this odd voicemail message at 8:30 in the morning this past Monday.  Enjoy.

  • December 1
  • , 2011

New Phones

Made some new ringtones for my phone. Now, at 9:00 AM my phone will start yelling at me, letting me know that it’s a teenage dirtbag and that we should listen to Iron Maiden. I will think to myself, “Iron Maiden, why that sounds just fine!” and will have motivation for getting out of bed. Only later will I realize my phone wasn’t serious about hanging out and listening to metal.

  • January 21
  • , 2011