NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUR!

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.  Watch it.  Although, to warn you, I laughed to the point I thought my insides were going to implode and kill me.

I got this odd voicemail message at 8:30 in the morning this past Monday.  Enjoy.

Evolutionary theory can now be disproved when tomato seeds fail to grow into watermelons.

Senility happens to the most inconsequential of us.

(via lin-yue)